Sherbic

Mmmm….yummy.  Not sherbet, mind you, but Sherbic.  How is that different?  You have to buy to find out.

sherbic

Commonplace!

It says:

“1776-1858

Commonplace!

After all it is Matgickl thinking that work is pleasant.  Naturally.  However, Nobody can handle this work well.  Therefore repeat this work today.  Merely weave.  I repeat very simple work every day However nobody can handle this work well.  Therefore I repeat this work today.”

I think it’s supposed to be magical thinking that work is pleasant.  But I like their spelling.

Commonplace!

Walking Distance

This T-shirt says, “Everything is within walking distance listen you’ll hear the beating of solar traps.”

Scary!  I don’t want to walk if I’ll have to listen to the beating of solar traps.  Yikes.  Wonder what that is, exactly?

walking distance

Shock Me!

The shirt says, “Shock me shyly. Give a tight strong get away!! Consciousness.”
Oh.my.
shock me

Cars cars cars!

While walking the length of the mall I came across quite the deal on a new car.  It was a “speseial prais” for Yokosuka residents.  They shouldn’t have!  No…really.car

Free Soft Drinks

You can get these free soft drinks for only 150yen.  You can also get free salad for 200yen.  I think they mean free refills, but it still caused me to ponder.

soft drinks

Sweet Kitchen

It says, “We’ll advise you about your ‘stickiness’ about your daily life.”
sweet kitchen

Doesn’t everyone take their advice from a tea towel?

Recruit & Freshers

What is this supposed to mean? It’s a sign posted amongst many briefcases at a store in the mall. Recruit, I get. Get a new job and you’ll need a new briefcase. But freshers? What are those? I just don’t get the Japanese sometimes.

Recruit & Freshers